Thursday, June 01, 2006

Bushmills Photos

Ok, so this is actually being posted on 14 June but just to keep things in chronological order (that's a big word for my blog!) AND SO THE PARIS STUFF GETS AT THE TOP, I put this date on it!! So here we go, the photos from our wee birthday North Coast trip:

You might not be able to see it but I'm wearing the sparkly thing from our icecream in my hair! This was saturday night in Morellis, was far too cold and windy to go near a beach!!

I really enjoyed my icecream sundae, even though I only ate a third of it!!

Sunday morning at the beach

I love the beach...

doing the Baywatch run... (shoes in tow!)

Lisa and Gayle at the wee cafe in Ballintoy - believe it or not there were more photos of lisa than this one, but she deleted them before they reached my computer.

Me and Gayle in the cafe

This wee dog was so funny! We had stopped in Cushendun after navigating Torr Head (not as scary as people made it out for the first half of the journey, but there were some hairy moments when passing cars on a hill later on!). Anyway the pooch trotted alongside us as we were driving out of the harbour, the poor wee thing was struggling to keep speed with the car but it kept going till the end of the road. Bless!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Girls on Tour

I was in portrush at the weekend. I FORGOT MY CAMERA!! So will have to wait until lisa and kerry send me their photos and then I will post photos and related stories!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Because I had to write an essay this weekend, I went a bit mad with my camera (go figure). I just thot I'd post some of my photos for the fun of it!






And, just to prove I have a colour camera...

Monday, May 15, 2006

I didn't want to make a big deal of this...but...I'M 21 NOW!!!! As of last thursday I became a proper grown up. Just don't expect miracles where maturity is concerned. ;)

I went out for dinner on Friday night with my family to Tony Romas. The food was amazing, I even tried a rib and it was nice! But the cheesecake...ooh it was to die for, but please don't, cos I love you people really! Here's some pictures, I'm afraid you'll have to be content with looking at me, because noone else would let me put the pictures on the web!!




















in the cocktail bar waiting for a table.















At dinner


I thought this was really artistic - fanta orange and soda and lime.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Yet again I'm up late doing work. This is not because my work has taken me extra-long to do (although at the rate i'm going it will) but because at 11oclock this morning i went to shop for a new top for the spring concert on Thursday nite and didn't get home till 5, then it took me the usual 4 hours to get started (if i was home at 12 that would have been 4 oclock ...) so here I am. I actually think i'm going to leave the assignment now for a bit and do all the other bits and pieces so ALL I have to do is juggle assignment and Cinderella practices. So right now I'm away to make a crown. Starting to be glad I'm Prince Charming now as my costume requires a lot less work than, for example, the ugly stepsisters.

Hairy Hightown

My fear of the Hightown is completely rational, see here for why...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Right this is the part where I tell you what's been happening in my life recently. I haven't been writing much about that for a while, because, well my life's been really boring and I wouldn't want to subject you to that, I also haven't got LeeAnne's knack of making the mundane sound really interesting!! But I haven't been that boring this week so I'll tell you about it.

For one of my modules this semester we have to put on a short play that could be performed by Key Stage One pupils (that's P1-P3 for all of you not in the know!!) Our group consists of me, jenny f, joanna, julie, jenny k, and steph so we hadn't really much of a chance from the start of being motivated enough to work until the last minute. But we did have enough randomness to make a very interesting play. We decided very early on what we were doing, so make way for the ALL singing, ALL Dancing, VERY Artistic and RHYMING CiNdErElLa!! I'm now very excited. Two days ago all we had was a script for rhyming Cinderella off the internet, and we had decided who was who etc (by the way I'm Prince Charming, not sure how I'm going to pull off the macho look, but we'll see...) but since then everything has just fallen into place and we have a whole play with lots of dances and songs and (a few overenthusiastic [in a good way] ugly sisters, a pair of most annoying blisters - jen and juls ;-) ) So anyway, we all decided yesterday afternoon that we'd go to Jenny F's about 9 to make some props and practise. Surprise surprise EVERYONE was free (which is very rare in our group). Bear in mind this was very last minute and inbetween I had to be in stran until 4 then do 4 hours work and manage to feed myself into the bargain. Anyway I got there about 9.30 with some gravy chips, Jenny was also in the middle of cooking delicious naan bread pizzas and we got the whole thing almost sorted. So we decided to keep working on and just stay over at Jenny's (with no pjs, no clean clothes, no anything in fact i slept in the same clothes I wore for the first half of today - hate that like!) You're probably getting bored by now so I'll take a new paragraph.

Result: I think i had at the most 3 hours of sleep on a settee. Interesting event from the night - driving over the Hightown road in the fog at midnight. Especially on the way back as the guy in front was driving really slowly and at the start of the road kept turning back and looking at us. This was really spooky as you can guess and it got even worse when we got into REALLY REALLY thick fog......which turned out to be smoke.......anyway, it turns out the guy wasn't trying to be freaky but just didn't know the hightown, at least we assumed that because we're still alive!

Today I went down to Claire's wee school to play piano for them. I love that school, there's only 3 teachers and one of them's the principal and everything's just so informal. If I ever get a job i want to work in a school like that.

I Won A Photography Competition Once



I think this picture is genius (if I do say so myself)!! You won't really understand the true genius until i explain what it is. It is a picture of the sea taken through a drainage hole in the wall around the carpark opposite Ballygalley (is that how you spell it?) castle. You can imagine the way i had to sit to get that picture (the hole is at the bottom of the wall) but i just felt like doing it. The only thing I don't like is that there isn't enough sea (because I just couldn't lie down in the middle of a carpark) and the background isn't in focus. This is a question for any photography experts... I know that to focus on the object that's not the automatic focus of a picture, you point the camera at it, focus, and then move before taking the picture. But in the case above, would I have had to put the camera on the other side of the wall, focussed, and then brought it back to take the photo??

Friday, April 21, 2006

Thicket's New Website


It's not quite finished but now we have one - click on the link to keep up to date with our happenings!!

Was trying to get the actual photo but it was a bit small when I copied it off the website!!

Friday, April 14, 2006



I promised photos of us at Springsteens last Thursday night so here is the only one worthy of putting up - the one of me and gayle is censored cos it's not a good photo of me, I'd rather you kept thinking I always look as good as in the photo below!! So here are my two good friends Lisa and Gayle. The three of us are going to Paris in June - how exciting!!! So they'll have to put up with me for a whole week, can you imagine it!! (Put up - hah! Who wouldn't want to spend a week with the sugar plum fairy who never stops talking...) Anyway, must go here I have to clear my bed before sleeping in it. Always. I just can't keep my room tidy and would love some tips on how to do this without too much effort...

Monday, April 10, 2006

Wedding Photos


Me and LeeAnne went to a wedding party on Friday night and thought we'd get a photo of ourselves, we tried various DIY photos (see below for the outtakes) but eventually gave up and had Danielle take our photo instead!

Baby Got Bible...

Not to be outdone by Dermo, here's my link on my own site! Big bibles are in folks!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Lisa and Laura's Road Trip!

Today I had a few things to do and got out of school at 12.30 so I asked Lisa to come along with me for a bit of fun. First of all we went to Abbeycentre and had lunch in O'Brien's. Lisa got a lovely chicken and stuffing wrap and I got a toastie which was supposed to be on white bread but ended up on brown bread, but sure that doesn't matter. Lisa thought she was me for about five minutes because she managed to spill our milk AND break a cup (now granted the table was wobbly!) She was very upset but I did tell her not to cry over spilt milk. Unfortunately I didn't get a picture, it would have been very funny! Then we went into Next because I had to get Kim and Trev a pressie for wee Josh, but I'll not put up a picture of it because that would be silly and also they might read this before I get to see them!! As it turned out, Lisa didn't know we were going to Town as well but she didn't need to be home till 5 so we went anyway.

First stop was Debenhams as I had to get a refund for my mum, this proved more difficult that I thought because apparently you can only get an exchange on something that's been reduced by 50% or more - I've only ever heard of not getting a refund in the sale in wee poky shops, like NV or one-off shops, but... Anyway, moving on, we heard a wee announcement that some guy was giving out free knives at a stand on the first floor. Now ordinarily I wouldn't really go for those things (ok some freebies, yes, but not a knife that I'll never use), but I happen to know how good this knife is - my mum got one about 2 years ago and it's brilliant so I thought I'd get her another one or else keep it in case I ever move out and persuaded Lisa to do the same. So we stood and listened to this man and watched him cut a hammer with the bigger version of this knife and so on and eventually he started handing out the free knives. And he had the cheek to ask was I over 21!! Silly me answered, 'yes but i know i don't look it' and then realised, hold on that's the answer I give for being over 18!! haha! But he was really nice and gave mine to Lisa for me (because he's giving them out free he's not allowed to give them to under 21s.) It's ok, I'll be 21 in just over a month anyway.

Well we went to Marks and Sparks to get another refund and then on to Boots so I could buy foundation and I had a wee browse while we were there. I got very excited because they FINALLY have Carmex in a tub and not a tube!! This is monumental because nowhere has had Carmex in ages (too many people becoming addicted) and those that had only had the tubes! Here is a picture of the king of all lipbalms that I haven't been able to get in months...

Gayle and I were just commenting tonight that it smells a little different, but I don't care as long as it keeps my lips soft!

Lisa and I both got very excited in Topshop and found that it's always when you have no money that the nicest things come out in the shops! There were so many things we could buy for Paris (did I mention I'm going to Paris??) We went to Oasis and then Next and suddenly realised that it was 4.20 and we had to leave (aww...) so we just went back to Castlecourt and drove all the way home.

Went to Springsteens tonight to meet up with Gayle who couldn't be a part of our road trip because she was being a good girl and revising (which I should be doing but leaving it until next week). I've a photo of us in Springers but it's not on the computer yet so will maybe add it with my next post!

Tomorrow night LeeAnne and I are going to a wedding party to boogie away, maybe get some photos to put up, Lisa is going to take a photo of us before we go anyway - I think we should do a before and after shot, just in case I repeat my antics of New Years Eve. Or not. (you'll have to be a friend of LeeAnne's to see that link - sign in with your hotmail address to find out if LeeAnne likes you or not ;-) ) Anyway, "Jarek" gets his wish - see the comments on this post - Jarek was a little joke of LeeAnne's designed to wind me up in case you're wondering. He doesn't exist. Well maybe he does but we don't know him and he didn't post on my blog!!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

I don't really know why I'm writing this post, i only logged in to Blogger to add a link to Kim and Trev's blog and accidentally clicked on 'post' so I thot well while I'm here I will. Except I've nothing exciting to write. Well apart from tomorrow night where we (thicket) will be playing at Campbell College and I am looking forward to that. Was talking to our loyal fan Tracy tonight and she is also looking forward to it! I think I'm writing rubbish only because I'm so tired but feel free to correct me. I'll go and put a link in now. Hi Kim and Trev and future sprog (don't listen to dermo you don't have to call it after him sure mark and claire didn't and they lived to tell the tale...)

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Post number 100

Spent the day at Moira today, having fun recording some tracks with my band Thicket for a wee CD, we got five done, maybe they'll get put up on the website sometime soon... I'm really wrecked tho, recording is hard work. I was handing out headache tablets all day and then was halfway down the motorway on the way home and got a headache myself but had no tablets left!! Here's some photos of us setting up, obviously I've none of us playing as I was playing too!

Paul likes keeping his hood up indoors

Jonny changing a guitar string - essential for a Thicket gig that at least one person breaks a string!

Chris felt a bit lonely today in his wee box...

Chad playing away as usual

Chad's capo broke ... this is the replacement!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

I don't have a myspace, but...

I don't have a myspace but i copied this survey off someone else's. So here goes - find out something you didn't know about me today.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura
Birthday: 11 May
Birthplace: Belfast
Current Location: in my living room
Eye Color: brown when i'm really happy, hazel (brown and green) the rest of the time!
Hair Color: dark brown it's naturally light brown
Height: 5'5 1/2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: never bothered to find out -except I think I must be ulster Scots cos I say
Ro-ad properly
The Shoes You Wore Today: pumps
Your Weakness: doing things like this instead of working
Your Fears: dangerous animals
Your Perfect Pizza:
chicken and lots of veg and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
get fit, do Duke of Ed, get my music exam...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
lol and LOL and cool (with google 'o's)
Thoughts First Waking Up:
NO is it morning already?
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: never before 12, that's for sure
Your Most Missed Memory: lots of things about being a kid and having nothing to worry about
Pepsi or Coke: coke, definitely
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcd's
Single or Group Dates: single i think, don't care that much
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither. Iced tea stinks!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee? Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: not unless you count 'crap' as swearing...
Do you Sing: Yes. Lots.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep, but am I really gonna say if I don't?
Have you Been in Love: don't think so
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that got a year and a half more to do
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you believe in yourself: sometimes, sometimes not consciously but i think unconsciously I have this knowledge that I will be able to do stuff in the end...
Do you get Motion Sickness: not unless I'm reading
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think I'm hot and I don't think I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: I take phases...but they don't last very long
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I get excited and frightened at the same time if that makes sense?
Do you play an Instrument: yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not knowingly...
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't even know what a box of Oreos looks like...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I wouldn't mind trying it sometime
In the past month have you been on Stage: does playin at the youth service count? I suppose it would have if I'd actually got on the stage, but I wasn't goin up there on my own!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, and wud have been a bit strange too, to be dumped by someone i'm not going out with...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep, the wee thing they give you in Oasis to tell them how many clothes you take into the changing rooms. I didn't mean to tho...
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no, but a malteeser, that's a different story...
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
no...ok so really, how many ways are there to say no?...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ha! that's a lovely question, age-wise I am grown up!
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
dark or blue
Favourite Hair Color:
any
Short or Long Hair:
inbetween
Height:
don't care
Weight:
whatever
Best Clothing Style:
I dunno, nice jeans and cool t-shirts

Number of Drugs I have taken:
2 paracetamol today
Number of CDs I own:
not enough
Number of Piercings:
none but I'd really like my ears done
Number of Tattoos:
none but I want one so badly
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
a few
I woke up with a cramp in my leg this morning. Probably caused by going to bed at 3 this morning but the sore leg it created only added to my injuries of a bruise on my leg from walking into a desk, very very sore arms from carrying marking and sore toes from wearing my old school shoes last nite for work! But apart from being a walking accident I'm ok. How are you? I now have a stat counter so I know scores of peole have been to my site, but none of you have left a comment. Please do! It's a lonely life being a teacher, everyone you hang out with wears denim skirts... only joking!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Mama Mia, here I go again, my my how can I resist ya?

Mama Mia was amazing! If you ever get the chance, go and see it! Here are some photos, none of the actual show as we weren't allowed!
The very beginning...
Girls' night out!
Jo and Robin - don't they make a cute couple?
Before it started
A typical Jen and Juls pose ;-)

Jen and Juls arguing about who did the best dance moves in the car...
Jen Flem
Jen and Juls in the toiletten (the Ladies to be polite)
Jo and Robin again - funny how they always seem to be together in photos...
Steph doesn't like getting her photo taken.

I'm going to see mama mia tonight!

Youth service last nite, I really enjoyed it, even though i did go home and work till 3 in the morning! That was worth it though because I was all prepared for my tutor visit today.

Going to see the Abba-ness of mama mia tonite

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Youth Night

Tonight was our church's second youth outreach night. There was blackout cloth over all the walls and it looked amazing. The band was also rocking it out, they were called The Reason but they used to be Smallfish, if anyone remembers them... Of course come tomorrow night and you'll hear the best band of all, our very own THICKET ;-) if you don't agree with that opinion, please don't tell me, you'll burst my bubble, or as I said to my mum the other day, stick a pin in my balloon!!. Don't try that thicket link for a wee while, the site's being redesigned, but you can look at our blog or our myspace.

Over and out.

Laura x

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Doin' my markin'

Teaching practice over for the week and I've a mountainload of marking to do. I'm not doing that right now though, I'm typing out the lesson plans I scribbled out for last week because my tutor's coming out on Monday. Also trying to plan out next week so I don't stay up until 4.30 EVER AGAIN like I did on Wednesday night.

MY TEAM CAME 2nd IN A TABLE QUIZ LAST NIGHT. My usual place is 2nd last (meaning we don't even get the booby prize) so I'm rather chuffed. I probably should have been in my bed but I slept in till 10.30 this morning to make up for it.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Curl up and dye?

Today is the 100th anniversary of perms. It's amazing the things you learn in school staffrooms. Honestly, I dread to think what perms were like in 1906, they can't have been that effective...

Apparently the man who invented perms burnt off all his wife's hair while experimenting... i wonder did she soon after become his ex-wife?

Have you ever had a perm? Leave a comment and tell us about it

I haven't. But I would like my hair permanently straightened!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

My Groovy Weekend...

Well i don't think from today it will be groovy cos i'm teaching the children again on monday and have to work hard to prepare lessons. But on thursday nite I stayed at Julie's and had a cool time. We went to uni, then to McDonald's in Carryduff, then to Jenny's to mind her wee brov and watch Peter Pan (such a good movie!), then to Julie's for her mum's famous (and very tasty) curry then back to Jenny's for yummy chocolate cake (shh don't tell I broke lent) and then back out to Glengormley cinema to watch Lucky Number Slevin which is a brilliant movie! No joking; I know some people out there wouldn't think I'd enjoy it but I really did, apart from the bit where the guy got a baseball thrown in his eye - that was a bit gross!

Went to Indianaland last nite with the youth club, but cried* cos they wouldn't let me in (I'm neither under 12 nor under 5 foot, but I thought I would have at least passed for being under 12!)

Tonight was supposed to be going to Manifest with the yf but since they didn't need me to drive and i have loads of work to do (sob sob) i didn't go. Bit disappointed about that, i really enjoyed manifest last couple of times i went, the band's excellent!

So tonight and tomorrow avo I'll have to do loads of work. Please think about me while you're enjoying yourself.

Thanks,

Laura*

*this is a joke, i didn't really cry.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Hey...just thot I'd make a wee post about...nothing. What have I done today? I've been to uni, that's about it, ooh and went to Foo Kin for lunch. I think that's how you spell it. It's a really cool chinese where you can eat all you can for a mere fiver, of course us feeble females could only get thru one helping so maybe it's not such good value as we think...

Gonna start taking some random photos and posting them cos my wee rambles are getting less and less interesting ... maybe it's just my life... you can decide on that!

Ooh another wee thing - THICKET (you know, the really cool band i'm in) played for the last time ever at REAL youth church, i'm going to miss it, we've played every month since last September and i now know a couple of people. BUT we are playin at Campbell College later this month and also at something in Enniskillen so looking forward to those.

I better go here it's past my bedtime. Please leave a comment if you're passing through, I love reading them, although no more proposals unless you tell me who you are. Oh and mr I L Oveyou...love to know who you are too!

Saturday, March 04, 2006


Yesterday I was really excited. I found something i used to eat years ago but haven't been able to find for ages. Anyone remember ready-to-bake croissant dough in a tin? Well I baked them today for my lunch and they were delicious, a little overdone but still nicer than the ones you buy in Tesco (i know i bought this in tesco, but i meant the ready-baked ones!!) Of course once I've been to gay Paris I'll probably think they're not a patch on the originals but hey!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Watch for Ice


It's been snowing for a few days now. I still haven't put the de-icer back into my boot, or my ice-scraper, or even a flask of lukewarm water which would also do the trick! So I have had several experiences of this routine lately:

1. Trying to open up my car and finding that the lock's frozen
2. Eventually unfreezing the lock and discovering that the door is also frozen.
3. Yanking open the door
4. Getting frostbite while trying to clear my window manually (unsuccessfully)
5. Putting on my wipers and trying to squirt on some water (usually frozen)
6. Seeing if I can possibly see for a short distance until it clears itself
7. FINALLY running back into house in a hurry for some lukewarm water OR borrowing workmates' de-icer.
8. Driving off while defrosting my fingers on the 'just off freezing cold' air from my car's blower.
9. Realising my rear windscreen is also frozen and just hoping i don't have to reverse before the heated windscreen makes the ice melt.
10. Worrying about 'Little Chip' turning into 'Big Chip'.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love


You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

Friday, February 24, 2006

The Rules of Shotgun

Prior to a conversation with friends last night, I was not aware that there were rules to shotgun. This made me curious to what they were so I did a google search.

The front seat of a passenger vehicle, next to the driver, is called the shotgun in an apparent, though disputable, reference to men who rode on stage coaches next to the driver with a shotgun to protect the stage from banditos (highwaymen), literally "riding shotgun." No use of the term is recorded during the actual years during which stage coaches were in use; the first known reference to "riding shotgun" in print occurred on 27 March 1921, and the first use of the phrase in print to refer to automobiles occurred in 1954 when the TV series Gunsmoke became extremely popular, and used the terminology of riding shotgun nearly weekly). [1]

In contemporary tradition, in order to claim that seat, one must "call shotgun" according to a set of standard rules. Today, many passengers consider the front passenger seat to be preferable to riding in rear seats due largely to greater control over leg room, an unobstructed view out the windshield, and better access to the vehicle's stereo and air conditioning system. In the United States and some other English-speaking regions, there is a longstanding tradition — especially among teenagers and young adults — of trying to get to sit in the seat next to the driver of a motor vehicle.

To call shotgun is to, at minimum, yell out "shotgun" while approaching the vehicle. Depending on the situation and group, rules may also be enforced in order for the call to be valid. However, in most cases this is not necessary by virtue of calling "shotgun" in the first place. In some groups, yelling "shotty" or "gunshot" are also acceptable and equivalent. The specific rules are the subject of much heated but good-natured debate, and a number of websites claim to have the official rules.

"Calling shotgun" is also done in situations other than driving a vehicle in which order is important. For example, when playing a console game, it is typical for the loser of the round to give up his controller; the next person to play is the one who called shotgun.
In certain regions the term is called "next".

THE ABOVE CONTENT THANKS TO WIKIPEDIA

Now for the rules...

1. The first person to yell 'Shotgun!' gets to ride in the passenger seat.
2. The word 'shotgun' must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final.
3. Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
4. The person calling 'shotgun' must be within sight of the car in which he/she will be travelling. (the line of sight rule)
5. A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
7. One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
8. The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
9. Variations of the word 'shotgun' which are allowed include 'shot' and 'topshop' (ask jen). Variations which are not allowed are 'i'm in the front' (ask jo)


Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1. If the person who owns the car is not the driver, he/she is automatically given shotgun and section 8 from above applies to them and not the driver.
2. In the instance the driver's spouse, or partner is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3. In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
4. In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
5. In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Survival of the Fittest Rules
1. If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2. The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
3. Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 8 in the first section.

Hope these are extensive enough to cover any arguments. If not, I don't know what I could do to help, perhaps refer you to a psychiatrist for taking things too seriously??

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Sometimes Tuesday mornings feel just as bad as Monday mornings...


How cute!
Lee-anne is clearing out her room at the minute and tonight I acquired two boxes of hair dye and an eyeshadow (thanks daahling!) I think I'll visit Lee-anne (and Lisa's) house more often! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!!!!! (the reason I was at their house tonight!)

It has been pointed out that I omitted to include the source of my knowledge of de-lurking week. Ok I first heard about the idea on The Teahouse but, John, I did go straight to the source (can't remember that person's blog address rite now but I'm very grateful, whoever you are!)

Monday, February 20, 2006

Just to clarify a little bit about my last post. I am, believe it or not, a bit of a romantic. I think Pride and Prejudice is the best love story out etc etc. I simply find as a single person that Valentine's Day is a bit pointless. But that's not even what the post is about, I just genuinely thought that these were very funny, and as an aside would cheer up an otherwise pointless day!

Anyway enough of that waffle. How was your day? It's officially de-lurking week, meaning that if you visit a site you have to leave a comment. Simple as that. So go on, what you waiting, what you waiting for? (slightly plagerised from Gwen Stefani - you will forgive me Gwen my mate won't you?)

Saturday, February 18, 2006

This made me laugh...

Sorry it's a bit late to cheer up your Valentine's Day, but maybe you'll remember it for next year! Pictures and captions copied without permission from another site. But I have linked, Cap'n!

This just goes to prove to those who want to believe it that Valentine's day is stupid and a waste of time. At the worst it'll take your mind off not getting any cards; who would want to get these ones anyway!

PS i don't really think Valentine's Day is stupid and a waste of time, it only is if you don't get any cards.





Hello, I'm Batman. When I was just a child, my parents were murdered right in front of my eyes. I made a solemn vow that day to commit my life to fighting crime. I've sacrificed my childhood and any efforts toward personal enjoyment. My nights are spent in deadly combat with everything from common street thugs to grotesque psychopaths. What little sleep I ever get is usually interupted by horrible nightmares and my waking up soaked in sweat. I fight a war that can never be won. I strive toward a goal that can never be reached. I am haunted. I am relentless. I am tortured.
Won't you be my valentine?




So sad.
It's the card that says, "I've given up on any hope of real love, and will accept any affection I can get, even if I know it is only in pity."
Just what is the Cupid doing here anyway? Here's your pity, lady! Whack!




How is this read?
We would make a happy pear.
OR
We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.
Also, the pear-monster doesn't look happy to me at all.But, then, why should he?




This is the card to send if you want your boy in the armed forces to get relentlessly ribbed by the rest of the squad before he secretly cries himself to sleep over a mix of humiliation and a desperate longing to be back home with his girl.By the way, which war was it that we sent the four-year-olds to fight?




This card reads "Loving thoughts to my Valentine."Above it, there is a picture of two goats ramming into each other with intense violence.If you can make any sense out of this at all, please leave a comment!




"To fall out of love is simply awful."But not nearly as awful as the sight of these horrific, bitter Valentine heads. Valentine's answer to drama's comedy and tragedy masks: angry and sleazy.




To see more of these fabulously ridiculous valentine's cards, visit Cap'n Wacky's site.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

In the absence of anything interesting to write, I thought it might be a good idea to write about myself! So here goes...

These are some little things about me you might or might not know, some of my favourites...


My favourite songs in the Whole Wide World:
I can only Imagine - Mercy Me
Angels - Robbie Williams
Let there be Love – Oasis
Umm Bop – Hansen
Staring at the Sun – Rooster
Run - Snow Patrol
Beautiful - Christina Aguilera
Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows


My favourite places:
Glasgow
Anywhere in Scotland, especially Girvan, Ayr, the west coast, Skye, Fortwilliam, Inverness, Aviemore, did I mention Glasgow??
Portrush
Coleraine
Portstewart
Anywhere on the north coast
Bantry Bay (near Cork)
Killarney, Kenmare, Clear Island (goats ice-cream - yummy!), Dingle Pass, Lauragh (yes, there IS a village named after me!)
Anywhere past Larne on the coast road
Anywhere new

My favourite things to do, EVER:
Being on the beach
So, like, going for walks on the beach, beach fires, sandcastle building, beach barbeques, everything really
Being with friends, no matter what we’re doing
Watching Friends and the O.C.
I’ve recently discovered that I like ice-skating (after a five-year gap due to my brother breaking his wrist at this activity) but I have yet to regain my ability to both skate and support myself, (this is obviously only because the ice was wet the night I tried again!)
Reading other people’s blogs
Playing the piano. Anywhere. Any song.
Going to Springsteens
Going to the Cinema
Shopping
Exploring

What I really like:
Pretty things
Hugs
Getting comments on my blog (how sad!)
Nice texts
When someone says or does something really thoughtful (I am blessed with some really thoughtful friends.)
Beautiful literature
Love stories like Pride and Prejudice

Monday, February 13, 2006

Don't worry, I haven't disappeared off the face of the earth! Just be patient while I finish teaching people that don't want to learn things that they don't want to know...! No, only joking but I am teaching at the moment so that's why I have no time and shouldn't really be writing this post right now because I need sleep as well!! Goodnight everybody!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

All together now...

Hi folks, incase you didn't know, i'm now in my second week of teaching practice, which explains the fact that I haven't posted in about a week and a half! Teaching Practice really takes over your life, i really hope that when I'm a teacher that's not also the case... cos i would like to maintain the social life I already have, and it wud also be good if i could go out more once i'm not studying! (not that i do much of that anyway!)

I haven't really got much news so this is a bit of a pointless post. I should really write up some of the nonsense that i get in children's work - except that these are good children and don't write nonsense!!

For the time being my favourite phrases are 'now everybody just settle down. Stop talking. Shhhhhhh..., ok we want to have two nice quiet straight lines...!!'

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Just to prove...

Just to prove how much work I actually did for my exams this year (ie very little), this image can be found on the back of one of my Education class readings...


I think i spent more time drawing it than i did reading the notes.
I haven't been updating my blog very recently, spose i haven't had much interesting stuff to write but that doesn't mean i have anything interesting to write now, it just means I'm currently high on caffeine. I forgot that chilled coffee drinks have just as much if not more caffeine as regular coffee!!

First of all I want to appologise to all those poor people who washed my car this morning - i haven't washed it in ages, but i also took it to Cullybackey on Thursday nite which really didn't help. However Jonny I'm sorry to correct you but Laura B said your car was definitely worse than mine!!

I'm beginning to teach little children next week so naturally I went on a bit of a shopping spree

Friday, January 20, 2006

Apology re random picture

Appologies for that random picture which wasn't relevant to anything!! I meant to post in in June 2005 so i could use it for my profile picture!

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Hooray the exams are finished!!

I did my last exam today, it actually went much better than those before so I'm pretty pleased altho i still think i mite have failed overall... I'll work harder next year, but I also said that last year!!

So to celebrate me and the strannies went to the Globe for lunch, then tonight we went to the Bot for ... drinks and pringles...lol!

So erm i'll finish this post later i'm gonna watch some Frasier with my dad, someone lent him a dvd!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Store Wars...

yea just to link to a post on my wee brov's website that links to a really funny rip-off of star wars. it's genius (even if it is only promoting organic food lol!) see http://thelastteahouse.blogspot.com

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

On my i-Pod rite now...

Actually i-tunes. I'm not cool enough to have an i-Pod, or rather thought a keyboard for Christmas might be more use!! Anyway here's what's playing:

House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
NH-Fruit-1DM (??)

(don't ask, Dermo sent me these two, something to do with songs we were going to sing in church, i am going to have to get rid of the second, it's one of those midi files with pretend instruments that go way slower than the tune's supposed to!!)

Thunderbirds are Go - Busted
Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows
9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright
I'm a Believer - Smash Mouth
All Star - Smash Mouth

(bit of a random collection altogether, but that's cos these were the wee gems i bought last nite, because i wasn't going to buy the albums but loved these songs!!)

I really should post some pictures of my room with the brand new wood floor that seems to change everything - even my mess doesn't look that bad anymore!! But it's late and i've an exam tomorrow!

Monday, January 09, 2006

What have i been doing since the 3rd jan?

When was the 3rd january again? Oh yea, last tuesday!! Well, i went to work on wednesday nite, not much biz there, same old same old. Oh but i did get told i'm being kept on ,which is good news. Thursday nite was my day visit in my teaching practice school, it was ok, but wierd being in a school again. The kids are really well behave which is really gd! Thursday nite was also REND, photos can be seen on my photos page, plus i'm sure they'll be going up on the thicket site sometime.

On Friday nite i went to see Narnia, i kind of missed it when it first came out cos I was in the middle of coursework and things, but it is really good and you should go and see it if you haven't already!

Saturday was another day of work, and then last nite thicket played in REAL in Greenisland. I really enjoyed playin last nite, you know the way sometimes you really just get into the music and the odd time you don't...? I don't think there are any photos of last nite so sorry folks! I really need to make this blog more interesting... Hmm... or maybe i'll just think about it...

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Word for the Day

Acquiescence: the act of accepting or consenting to something
without protest
[quoted without permission from the Concise
Oxford English Dictionary.]


Just to make clear that I did not trawl the dictionary looking for this word, I was merely reading a book which used it a lot and before I put it up on my blog I thought I should research the real meaning. I did use this word earlier when talking to Tracy, i am assuming as an english student she'll know what it means, i will find out sometime if she really did!!

Which brings me on to my next subject : Jane Austen. I have just finished reading 'Emma' which is a very good novel (this is where I read the above word). I have become a very great fan of Jane Austen, after watching and reading Pride and Prejudice, and even though I did not enjoy Sense and Sensibility so very much, I really did like Emma. I am very proud to admit that after the second page, i was much convinced that she would marry mr knightly,

I got to thinking, though, that in many books there are two kinds of men who become an interest to the heroine of the story - the mr darcy and the mr wickham; the mr knightly and the mr churchill. One is dashing and charming (wickham and churchill), the other constant and full of goodwill (darcy and knightly). I really think that every girl has sometimes two different people she likes - one will be the stunning, charming, flirty guy; the other will be a really good person and someone who will be there for her (that is if he likes her too lol!). And the confusing thing ist that she prob likes them at the same time and just as much as each other! It's interesting that in both the Jane Austen novels i've been talking about, she doesn't go for the handsome charming guy. Anyway it's just a thot, and it's probably just as well that i don't philosophise about the world more often as the above maybe didn't make sense to a lot of people.

It's twelve midnight and i'm going to bed. sorry for the spelling mistakes people. I'm all acquiescence to any NICE comments you might want to make. nite nite xx