Sunday, February 26, 2006

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love


You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

Friday, February 24, 2006

The Rules of Shotgun

Prior to a conversation with friends last night, I was not aware that there were rules to shotgun. This made me curious to what they were so I did a google search.

The front seat of a passenger vehicle, next to the driver, is called the shotgun in an apparent, though disputable, reference to men who rode on stage coaches next to the driver with a shotgun to protect the stage from banditos (highwaymen), literally "riding shotgun." No use of the term is recorded during the actual years during which stage coaches were in use; the first known reference to "riding shotgun" in print occurred on 27 March 1921, and the first use of the phrase in print to refer to automobiles occurred in 1954 when the TV series Gunsmoke became extremely popular, and used the terminology of riding shotgun nearly weekly). [1]

In contemporary tradition, in order to claim that seat, one must "call shotgun" according to a set of standard rules. Today, many passengers consider the front passenger seat to be preferable to riding in rear seats due largely to greater control over leg room, an unobstructed view out the windshield, and better access to the vehicle's stereo and air conditioning system. In the United States and some other English-speaking regions, there is a longstanding tradition — especially among teenagers and young adults — of trying to get to sit in the seat next to the driver of a motor vehicle.

To call shotgun is to, at minimum, yell out "shotgun" while approaching the vehicle. Depending on the situation and group, rules may also be enforced in order for the call to be valid. However, in most cases this is not necessary by virtue of calling "shotgun" in the first place. In some groups, yelling "shotty" or "gunshot" are also acceptable and equivalent. The specific rules are the subject of much heated but good-natured debate, and a number of websites claim to have the official rules.

"Calling shotgun" is also done in situations other than driving a vehicle in which order is important. For example, when playing a console game, it is typical for the loser of the round to give up his controller; the next person to play is the one who called shotgun.
In certain regions the term is called "next".

THE ABOVE CONTENT THANKS TO WIKIPEDIA

Now for the rules...

1. The first person to yell 'Shotgun!' gets to ride in the passenger seat.
2. The word 'shotgun' must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final.
3. Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
4. The person calling 'shotgun' must be within sight of the car in which he/she will be travelling. (the line of sight rule)
5. A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
7. One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
8. The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
9. Variations of the word 'shotgun' which are allowed include 'shot' and 'topshop' (ask jen). Variations which are not allowed are 'i'm in the front' (ask jo)


Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1. If the person who owns the car is not the driver, he/she is automatically given shotgun and section 8 from above applies to them and not the driver.
2. In the instance the driver's spouse, or partner is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3. In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
4. In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
5. In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Survival of the Fittest Rules
1. If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2. The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
3. Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 8 in the first section.

Hope these are extensive enough to cover any arguments. If not, I don't know what I could do to help, perhaps refer you to a psychiatrist for taking things too seriously??

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Sometimes Tuesday mornings feel just as bad as Monday mornings...


How cute!
Lee-anne is clearing out her room at the minute and tonight I acquired two boxes of hair dye and an eyeshadow (thanks daahling!) I think I'll visit Lee-anne (and Lisa's) house more often! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!!!!! (the reason I was at their house tonight!)

It has been pointed out that I omitted to include the source of my knowledge of de-lurking week. Ok I first heard about the idea on The Teahouse but, John, I did go straight to the source (can't remember that person's blog address rite now but I'm very grateful, whoever you are!)

Monday, February 20, 2006

Just to clarify a little bit about my last post. I am, believe it or not, a bit of a romantic. I think Pride and Prejudice is the best love story out etc etc. I simply find as a single person that Valentine's Day is a bit pointless. But that's not even what the post is about, I just genuinely thought that these were very funny, and as an aside would cheer up an otherwise pointless day!

Anyway enough of that waffle. How was your day? It's officially de-lurking week, meaning that if you visit a site you have to leave a comment. Simple as that. So go on, what you waiting, what you waiting for? (slightly plagerised from Gwen Stefani - you will forgive me Gwen my mate won't you?)

Saturday, February 18, 2006

This made me laugh...

Sorry it's a bit late to cheer up your Valentine's Day, but maybe you'll remember it for next year! Pictures and captions copied without permission from another site. But I have linked, Cap'n!

This just goes to prove to those who want to believe it that Valentine's day is stupid and a waste of time. At the worst it'll take your mind off not getting any cards; who would want to get these ones anyway!

PS i don't really think Valentine's Day is stupid and a waste of time, it only is if you don't get any cards.





Hello, I'm Batman. When I was just a child, my parents were murdered right in front of my eyes. I made a solemn vow that day to commit my life to fighting crime. I've sacrificed my childhood and any efforts toward personal enjoyment. My nights are spent in deadly combat with everything from common street thugs to grotesque psychopaths. What little sleep I ever get is usually interupted by horrible nightmares and my waking up soaked in sweat. I fight a war that can never be won. I strive toward a goal that can never be reached. I am haunted. I am relentless. I am tortured.
Won't you be my valentine?




So sad.
It's the card that says, "I've given up on any hope of real love, and will accept any affection I can get, even if I know it is only in pity."
Just what is the Cupid doing here anyway? Here's your pity, lady! Whack!




How is this read?
We would make a happy pear.
OR
We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.
Also, the pear-monster doesn't look happy to me at all.But, then, why should he?




This is the card to send if you want your boy in the armed forces to get relentlessly ribbed by the rest of the squad before he secretly cries himself to sleep over a mix of humiliation and a desperate longing to be back home with his girl.By the way, which war was it that we sent the four-year-olds to fight?




This card reads "Loving thoughts to my Valentine."Above it, there is a picture of two goats ramming into each other with intense violence.If you can make any sense out of this at all, please leave a comment!




"To fall out of love is simply awful."But not nearly as awful as the sight of these horrific, bitter Valentine heads. Valentine's answer to drama's comedy and tragedy masks: angry and sleazy.




To see more of these fabulously ridiculous valentine's cards, visit Cap'n Wacky's site.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

In the absence of anything interesting to write, I thought it might be a good idea to write about myself! So here goes...

These are some little things about me you might or might not know, some of my favourites...


My favourite songs in the Whole Wide World:
I can only Imagine - Mercy Me
Angels - Robbie Williams
Let there be Love – Oasis
Umm Bop – Hansen
Staring at the Sun – Rooster
Run - Snow Patrol
Beautiful - Christina Aguilera
Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows


My favourite places:
Glasgow
Anywhere in Scotland, especially Girvan, Ayr, the west coast, Skye, Fortwilliam, Inverness, Aviemore, did I mention Glasgow??
Portrush
Coleraine
Portstewart
Anywhere on the north coast
Bantry Bay (near Cork)
Killarney, Kenmare, Clear Island (goats ice-cream - yummy!), Dingle Pass, Lauragh (yes, there IS a village named after me!)
Anywhere past Larne on the coast road
Anywhere new

My favourite things to do, EVER:
Being on the beach
So, like, going for walks on the beach, beach fires, sandcastle building, beach barbeques, everything really
Being with friends, no matter what we’re doing
Watching Friends and the O.C.
I’ve recently discovered that I like ice-skating (after a five-year gap due to my brother breaking his wrist at this activity) but I have yet to regain my ability to both skate and support myself, (this is obviously only because the ice was wet the night I tried again!)
Reading other people’s blogs
Playing the piano. Anywhere. Any song.
Going to Springsteens
Going to the Cinema
Shopping
Exploring

What I really like:
Pretty things
Hugs
Getting comments on my blog (how sad!)
Nice texts
When someone says or does something really thoughtful (I am blessed with some really thoughtful friends.)
Beautiful literature
Love stories like Pride and Prejudice

Monday, February 13, 2006

Don't worry, I haven't disappeared off the face of the earth! Just be patient while I finish teaching people that don't want to learn things that they don't want to know...! No, only joking but I am teaching at the moment so that's why I have no time and shouldn't really be writing this post right now because I need sleep as well!! Goodnight everybody!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

All together now...

Hi folks, incase you didn't know, i'm now in my second week of teaching practice, which explains the fact that I haven't posted in about a week and a half! Teaching Practice really takes over your life, i really hope that when I'm a teacher that's not also the case... cos i would like to maintain the social life I already have, and it wud also be good if i could go out more once i'm not studying! (not that i do much of that anyway!)

I haven't really got much news so this is a bit of a pointless post. I should really write up some of the nonsense that i get in children's work - except that these are good children and don't write nonsense!!

For the time being my favourite phrases are 'now everybody just settle down. Stop talking. Shhhhhhh..., ok we want to have two nice quiet straight lines...!!'