Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Oh I don't wanna stay at Baptist Camp...

... cos I'm tired and I wanna go home!

They say at Baptist Camp, the beds are pretty fine,
They give you half a blanket, to cover your behind,
Oh I don't wanna stay at Baptist Camp!
Uncle Tom I wanna go...
Where do you wanna go?
Uncle Tom I wanna go home!

They say at Baptist Camp, the drinks are pretty fine,
They promise Coca-Cola, then give you stinky lime,
Oh I don't wanna stay at Baptist Camp!
Uncle Tom I wanna go...
Where do you wanna go?
Uncle Tom I wanna go home!

They say at Baptist Camp, the food is pretty fine,
A loaf fell of a table, and killed a friend of mine!
Oh I don't wanna stay at Baptist Camp!
Uncle Tom I wanna go...
Where do you wanna go?
Uncle Tom I wanna go home!

Can I just make the point here that Baptist Camp is great: the food is immaculate (see, Marty and Craig, I'm using your big words!) we drink water, and if the beds are bad it's the parents' fault!! But you don't get enough sleep!

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